1
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<i>My family was going
to South Carolina</i>

2
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<i>on spring break.</i>

3
00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,143
<i>I couldn't wait
to leave Bed-Stuy.</i>

4
00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:21,313
<i>I've been on a huge streak of bad luck
that entire year.</i>

5
00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,481
<i>I didn't pass the supplementary exam.</i>

6
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<i>I was rejected
for the girl of my dreams.</i>

7
00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,946
<i>And high school
it was literally a pain in the...</i>

8
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<i>bag!</i>

9
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Come on, let's go! We have to arrive
at your grandfather's for about eight hours!

10
00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:38,121
Wow, calm down.
We should be on vacation.

11
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Vacation?!

12
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Come on, I just want to rest
and relax.

13
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Don't say these things
close to your grandfather.

14
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What he hates most is relaxing.

15
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If you see loose hair,
He says it's loose!

16
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One summer he made me work
in four jobs:

17
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early in the morning, in an inn,
during the day, in a cemetery,

18
00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,015
on Thursdays, in a cafeteria
Monday

19
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and, on Mondays, in a cafeteria
On Thursday, I got all messed up!

20
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And what are we going to do
there then? Shall we work?

21
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No. We'll straighten our shoulders,
like real men,

22
00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,861
and let's be happy for me
when I blast your uncle Louis

23
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on my dad's birthday hunt!

24
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I don't need to do that, do I?

25
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No, just me and your uncle Louis.

26
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Here. Go charge the car.

27
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Will you need all these pants?

28
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It's quite hot
down south, baby.

29
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Don't want to wear shorts?

30
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Bermuda shorts are not cool,

31
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It's a white dad thing
at a jazz festival.

32
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And our father's. With all due respect.

33
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Daddy! I can stay at home,
please?

34
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Tonya, love,

35
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we haven't been able to pay for years
a family trip to the south,

36
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but, thanks to the compensation
from your mother,

37
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we can go and I will take
the best gift: grandchildren!

38
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"Grandchildren" are you,
so you go.

39
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Unless you have something better
to do.

40
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I have!

41
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I want to see <i>Spring Break</i> on MTV
on the Ladonna digital converter!

42
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I want my MTV.

43
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<i>But you don't want an STD,</i>

44
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<i>which was what everyone
on that show he took home.</i>

45
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You can stop complaining
and get in the car?

46
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I can't wait to stay
with mom, like mother and daughter!

47
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But mommy is daddy's mom.

48
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Let's gut the rabbits
and make stew.

49
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It's our little thing.

50
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I wanted to watch the students
college going "uuuuh"

51
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in Daytona Beach
it was a little thing between me and Ladonna.

52
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Come on, kids, let's go!

53
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<i>Despite what my father said,
I was going to enjoy my vacation.</i>

54
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Come on!

55
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<i>They only noticed that I wasn't there
after 40 minutes of travel.</i>

56
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Hey, come back here! You forgot me!

57
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<i>Shut up!</i>

58
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We're here, mommy!

59
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How he screams.

60
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Look at them here!

61
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Mommy! I missed you so much!

62
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I felt it too, love.

63
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Did you see this?
Our hearts came together!

64
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This hug lasted half a second.

65
00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:05,226
Half a second of hug,
a lifetime of connection.

66
00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,395
Drew, you look so beautiful!

67
00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,856
Tonya, you are so grown up!

68
00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,774
And, Chris, you look so...

69
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Well, God bless you, honey.

70
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Julius, look at you!

71
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You are still just like your father,
without taking it off or putting it on!

72
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Before he had diabetes, glaucoma
and be hardened by the white man.

73
00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,749
Thank you, mommy!

74
00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,962
This boy has weak arms!

75
00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,631
Hi, grandpa.

76
00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:37,634
Do you remember my son
younger and stronger, Drew?

77
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Hello, little guy.
You'll be hot in these pants.

78
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I prefer to suffer in pants
than humiliating myself by wearing shorts.

79
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With all due respect.

80
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THE BEST SON

81
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Oops! Sorry! Was it too loud?

82
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Hello, Julius.

83
00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,943
Louis. Cool mug.

84
00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,278
I didn't even notice
that this was written,

85
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I thought he was the "best father".

86
00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,324
So I bought another one for our father

87
00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,326
and I paid the full price,
in addition to delivery.

88
00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:04,994
He won't even drink from this mug,

89
00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:08,164
because he is very excited
to have fun with my children.

90
00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,500
We'll see.

91
00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:14,128
Take those bags
to the room upstairs on the right.

92
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You'll know which one it is,
because they will feel the air conditioning.

93
00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,133
Good life, Rochelle!

94
00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:22,763
They wouldn't mind staying
somewhere else this time, right?

95
00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:31,145
You said mommy
I was going to give you the best room.

96
00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:35,275
She did something even better,
she gave an entire house just for us!

97
00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,987
If it were my mother, she would say:

98
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"Take that hammer here,
build your own house."

99
00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,951
I found the perfect cabin!

100
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Will put me
in contact with nature

101
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before the father and son hunt.

102
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Daddy, lend me money
for me to fly home

103
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and watch <i>Spring Break</i> on MTV
with Ladonna?

104
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We are here
to enjoy with the family.

105
00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,757
You can stay with your cousins
in the stream

106
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or with me and my mother at home.
Did you understand correctly?

107
00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:05,221
A stream? Stream? It is serious?

108
00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,057
A stream? A stream!

109
00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,226
I love streams!

110
00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,813
<i>I hated streams,
but it was my chance to relax.</i>

111
00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,070
- Chris!
- What? Who?

112
00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:21,946
Mr. Leroy!

113
00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:24,073
Here I am,
stuck in the thorn bushes,

114
00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,784
working hard to organize
my birthday hunt,

115
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and I take
my own grandson relaxing?

116
00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,582
- I wasn't relaxing.
- And what were you doing?

117
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I was waiting
an apple falls on my head.

118
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So I can do
a scientific discovery.

119
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Hasn't gravity already been discovered?

120
00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:43,302
Not completely.

121
00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,221
Next, for women
in this family,

122
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the rule number "one"
is loving playing Uno.

123
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No!

124
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In my place?

125
00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:57,148
AND. You hadn't said that mom
Always sit next to you?

126
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She sits, and will sit,

127
00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,028
now, now she sends
one of the newbies sits there.

128
00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,695
Hi, mommy!

129
00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,113
Hi Rochelle.

130
00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,449
Tonya. You can sit down.

131
00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,868
That far away, huh?

132
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,872
If I were to call you,
it would be a long distance call.

133
00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:20,296
She must be wanting
sit facing me

134
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for us to watch
one in the other's eyes.

135
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<i>The best pork intestine
from the city!</i>

136
00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,971
<i>Come eat at Bubba Boys!</i>

137
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TV! Cable!

138
00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,434
Tonya! You can stop looking at TV,

139
00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,520
we are here
to enjoy with the family.

140
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That! So I go there
enjoy with Uncle Jasper.

141
00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,274
- He's family.
- He's sleeping.

142
00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,068
- I'll wake him up.
- Sit there now!

143
00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,113
This is a precious moment
with mommy!

144
00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:46,823
So, Mr. Leroy.

145
00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:50,409
Did you happen to have time to try it?
your console with VCR?

146
00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,789
No! I'm eighty years old,
Why would I want that?

147
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Wasted your money again.

148
00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,294
What I wanted for my birthday
it was some dead rabbits

149
00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,754
for your mother's stew.

150
00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,090
But what did I gain
it was a huge apparatus

151
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:07,636
that I didn't need
and this bunch of lazy grandchildren!

152
00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,556
Well, well, well.

153
00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:13,016
Sorry, Mr. Leroy.

154
00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:14,476
It's just...

155
00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:16,811
it's hot.

156
00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,479
Because you're wearing pants!

157
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,564
What nothing!

158
00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:22,984
He is well. This year, my grandchildren
they will come to hunt too.

159
00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,986
Let's transform
these boys into men!

160
00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,029
But I want to beat Louis alone!

161
00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:30,700
I mean, we are always
just you, Louis and me.

162
00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,619
I think it's a wonderful idea,
Mr Leroy.

163
00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,121
Yes, I completely agree.

164
00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,665
- But I agreed first!
- But I agreed better!

165
00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,083
You two, shut up!

166
00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:42,880
Louis, since you couldn't
give me no descendants...

167
00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:45,090
you'll have to hunt with Drew.

168
00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,384
Wait, me and Chris?
I mean, that's it!

169
00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:51,597
All good. I'm usually not good
on things like Drew.

170
00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:53,848
Very funny, Chris.

171
00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,641
He's just kidding, Mr. Leroy.

172
00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,977
Look, Chris,
I don't think you're funny at all.

173
00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,563
<i>Maybe, but now you're dead</i>

174
00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,440
<i>and I have seven comedy specials.</i>

175
00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:05,526
Chris and I are going to be great!
I only create winners.

176
00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:06,736
We can do it.

177
00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:09,031
<i>The people who talk
"we can do it"...</i>

178
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:10,490
<i>they never succeed.</i>

179
00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,370
Take it! "Four more", sucker!

180
00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,123
Mommy, remember the time
where we play Uno as a pair

181
00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,209
and you and me
Did we destroy Julius and Chris?

182
00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,253
Julius was crying
from here to home.

183
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,464
Yes, it was pretty cool.

184
00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:30,051
And how is your neighbor, Robbie?
Does he still live on the roof?

185
00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,469
Poor thing.

186
00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:34,848
He fell on his head and his spine
It came straight out the back.

187
00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,226
Wow, I'm so sorry about that.

188
00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,519
Your turn, Rochelle.

189
00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,981
I even feel sorry for you, Jerrika.

190
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:48,027
That's three "plus two"!
You can buy six, honey!

191
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,695
You cannot add up the cards.

192
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,573
What do you mean, you can't?
Adding is the whole point of the game.

193
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,534
Must be a New York thing.

194
00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,037
Like that accent of yours.

195
00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,165
I don't have an accent,
I'm talking normal.

196
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,960
- "Norr-mal".
- It's okay, Rochelle.

197
00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,462
It's his way of "talking".

198
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,386
Come on, Chris, let's go!

199
00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,303
It's too early.

200
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,847
Not even the roosters have woken up yet.

201
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,809
I'm going back to my bed.

202
00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:23,229
Hey, wake up! Let's show
to Mr. Leroy that we can win!

203
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,774
Can't you show it at noon?
Why does he have to be so demanding?

204
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,858
Demanding?

205
00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:31,070
You have no idea the horrors
that man lived.

206
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,656
The depression.
There were bathrooms just for black people,

207
00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,784
and then he had to share
the bathrooms with white people.

208
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,370
You know their intestines.

209
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,538
Wait.

210
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,871
It doesn't do it for me!

211
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,000
No, I heard a rabbit.

212
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,837
How did you know it was there?

213
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,673
Caruso!

214
00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,221
I'm a black boy
in an all-white school.

215
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,724
My senses are heightened.

216
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,352
<i>We will use
colorful sparkles,</i>

217
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,229
<i>because this series is for the family.</i>

218
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,524
<i>Hey, it's your job to explain
what is death to your children,</i>

219
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,859
<i>not mine!</i>

220
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,193
Our team won!

221
00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,823
Everyone here,
but especially Louis: zero.

222
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,786
<i>I didn't like to see
innocent rabbits dying,</i>

223
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,456
<i>but if I needed it
to end my bad luck,</i>

224
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,376
<i>I was going to put it in a pan
like Glenn Close.</i>

225
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,674
Shirtless young men, here I come!

226
00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,804
Jasmine Guy.

227
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,892
It's a different world.

228
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,644
Were you trying to change the channel?

229
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,897
You were sleeping.

230
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,774
I was watching <i>She's the Sheriff</i>.

231
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,611
Nothing makes me sleep better
than a woman with a gun.

232
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,571
Come to mommy.

233
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,823
Tonya, I found you.

234
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,160
You must have noticed
that there is something strange

235
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,578
between mom and me.

236
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,747
Because she prefers to stay
with anyone,

237
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:05,664
least with you?

238
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,376
Okay, you got it.
But it's my fault!

239
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,128
I should have called her more,
we lost contact.

240
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,213
But I have a plan.

241
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,757
I will recreate the day
of the first bond we formed

242
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,885
for her to remember
of the magic we have together!

243
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,888
Do you want to do <i>Operation Cupid</i>
with your mother-in-law?

244
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,182
No! Don't make it weird!

245
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,142
We create bonds
making a stew,

246
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,602
and then drinking brandy,

247
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,188
So I'll do it all
with her once again.

248
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,815
Like <i>Operation Cupid</i>.

249
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,274
Okay, whatever.

250
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,443
Now, be quiet and help me.

251
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,280
I need to recreate the hairstyle
that I wore when I was 23 years old.

252
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,370
<i>Thanks to a lifetime
being the target of bullies,</i>

253
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,038
<i>I finally found something
which I was good at:</i>

254
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,667
<i>the hunted had become the hunter!</i>

255
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,785
There were ten rabbits, dad!

256
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,455
Louis is impossible
have come close to that!

257
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,498
Let's see
who will drink from that mug

258
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,875
"best son" today!

259
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,002
<i>I loved feeling like a winner.</i>

260
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,421
<i>I could stay in South Carolina
forever.</i>

261
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,883
<i>If it weren't for insects
and my family.</i>

262
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,342
Oil.

263
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,801
Vegetables.

264
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:41,927
Peeler.

265
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,762
He is well! I'm prepared.

266
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,891
And brandy is the golden key.

267
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:50,311
Mommy! Come here and help me!
I'm making the stew.

268
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,688
I'm going there to get my hair done
with the girls.

269
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,400
I was going to invite you,
but I saw that you already did yours.

270
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,237
- I didn't, no!
- My masterpiece!

271
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,907
Tonya, go to the creek now!

272
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,033
Forget the hairdresser,

273
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,995
let's do each other's hair
while we make the stew.

274
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,789
How much brandy did you drink?

275
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,336
Please don't leave yet!

276
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,046
Rochelle, please
give me back my hand.

277
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,089
But you didn't taste the onions!

278
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,550
I don't want onions!
Let go of my hand!

279
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,843
Stop being weird!

280
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,095
Am I the one who looks weird?

281
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,725
We are having fun.

282
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,894
Don't worry, mommy,
I will save you!

283
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,522
You're the one on fire!

284
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,443
No! That's not water!

285
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,915
Mr. Leroy,
Chris and I caught ten rabbits.

286
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,209
Ten! Ten is nothing!

287
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,254
How many did you catch?

288
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,130
- Ten. Too.
- Damn!

289
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,967
It looks like we have
a classic rabbit tie!

290
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,260
You know what that means.

291
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,887
We all won and I can go now
take a cold shower?

292
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,138
What nothing!

293
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,141
The first pair
If you kill one more rabbit, you win.

294
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,189
There, father!

295
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,525
We got you!

296
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,152
What the hell!
My muscular body is too big.

297
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,946
Chris, I'm going to need you here.

298
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,490
If we catch this rabbit, I win.

299
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,118
I? Serious?

300
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,203
He is well.

301
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,163
Get him, son.

302
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,253
Seriously, Chris? Are you going to shoot me?

303
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,546
I just want to win
once in your life, bunny.

304
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,465
And what does that look like to win?
You didn't even want to go hunting!

305
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,760
You just want to please your father,
and he just wants to please his father!

306
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,805
No. You're just being
wise so I don't shoot.

307
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,765
I know your rabbit tricks.

308
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,935
Hurry up, Chris! Shoot that rabbit
for my father to love me!

309
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,688
I mean, for us to win!

310
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,107
My God. You are sure.

311
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,941
Go there! Shoot!

312
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,402
I don't want.

313
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,071
Chris! Give me that gun!

314
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,032
Thank you
for sparing my life, Chris.

315
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,825
I have hundreds of children,

316
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,120
and just thinking about them
growing up without a father...

317
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,664
That's it! I won!

318
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,499
He was in the crosshairs, why didn't he shoot?

319
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,542
Julius, give up!

320
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,586
This boy doesn't have
no skills.

321
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,796
I knew it as soon as I saw it
of laziness out there.

322
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,466
You left Mr. Leroy
see you relaxing?

323
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,093
Yes! That was just what I
I wanted to do this trip!

324
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,346
But instead,
I spent the entire vacation

325
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,389
trying to please you.

326
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,187
Everyone move away! I'm a doctor.

327
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,355
Chiropractor.

328
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,315
The patient has thermal exhaustion.

329
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,693
Only I know how to save him.

330
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,866
Bermuda shorts? No!

331
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,950
I'm feeling my legs.

332
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,120
I can feel my legs!

333
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,709
It saw? It's a metaphor.
Things can be fixed.

334
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,629
Damn metaphor!

335
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,257
I'm sorry for blowing up your kitchen.

336
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:10,803
Not as much as I'll feel
if insurance doesn't cover it.

337
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,805
Mommy, what happened
with us?

338
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,640
I thought we had a bond!

339
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,309
And we did, until you moved away
to New York

340
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,187
and forget your southern ways.

341
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,315
But how so?
New York hasn't changed me!

342
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,650
I cut you!

343
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,276
Stop kidding, Rochelle!

344
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,404
Okay,
Maybe it changed me a little.

345
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,573
But deep down,
I'm still the same Rochelle.

346
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,743
The old Rochelle
I used to say "thank you".

347
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,328
But I say "thank you".

348
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,415
Not for boiled peanuts
that I send you every year!

349
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,624
What boiled peanuts?

350
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,667
LAST YEAR

351
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,878
Jasper, can you send
the boiled peanuts for Rochelle?

352
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,589
You can leave it, mommy.

353
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,806
I'm the best.

354
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,226
Didn't you receive my boiled peanuts?

355
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:02,730
And I spent all this time trying
You're not even a redheaded stepdaughter!

356
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,565
It's okay, mommy.

357
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,900
I went a little crazy
since we arrived.

358
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,236
I don't think you're crazy, Rochelle.

359
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,114
I was desperate
for some mother and daughter time.

360
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,240
I don't know why.

361
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:17,578
Maybe it's because you don't have it
with your real mother.

362
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,204
I watch Oprah.

363
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,873
You're right.

364
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,250
I have to resolve
some things with her.

365
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,377
Thank you for helping me see this.

366
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,212
Didn't you say I said "thank you"?

367
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,214
Want to gut some rabbits?

368
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,551
I would love it!

369
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,344
<i>After two days
spring break</i>

370
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,305
<i>I was finally resting.</i>

371
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,807
First, I catch you
on your ass in the air in the forest,

372
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,853
and now you're lying
in my bed wearing street clothes!

373
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,356
Julius! You created a loser!

374
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,859
Do you want to know? You're right.

375
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,319
Father?

376
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,405
Chris is one of the biggest losers
that I've ever seen!

377
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,073
He fails all the time!

378
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,118
AND. You can stop whenever you want.

379
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,287
He could stay on the floor
licking the wounds, but no.

380
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,998
Every time,
my son picks up the pieces

381
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,249
and try again.

382
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,125
And lose.

383
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,336
And be a loser who doesn't give up

384
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:11,340
makes him more of a winner
than any man here.

385
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,843
<i>Somewhere
at the bottom of all those insults,</i>

386
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,347
<i>my father was telling me he loved me.</i>

387
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:22,810
Mr. Leroy, you were wrong
for being so hard on Chris,

388
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:26,438
and he was wrong for being so harsh
with me and Louis all these years.

389
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,773
This was bad for our relationship.

390
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,776
I hope that, starting from today,
we can try to improve.

391
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,237
I would love it, brother.

392
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,030
I don't care anymore
to have your approval,

393
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,283
and not even in beating Louis,
but I care about my son,

394
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,078
and you have to apologize
for him right now!

395
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,664
You have to have a lot of courage
to face his father.

396
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,998
I'm proud of you.

397
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,083
Serious?

398
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,460
I never thought
I wish I could hear you say that!

399
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,547
Well, you heard, and...

400
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:54,174
These are the last words
that you will hear.

401
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,677
Do you think I'll leave
you talk to me like that?

402
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,428
On my birthday?

403
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,346
Come here!

404
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,181
Chris! Run and pack your bags!

405
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,267
I would never speak
like that with you, daddy!

406
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,103
- Get him!
- Screw you, Louis!

407
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,898
Denise, I thought we
went to the stream.

408
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,692
- What is that?
- Party at the creek.

409
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,235
- Baby! Baby!
- Baby! Baby!

410
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,611
WHERE IS MY MEAT?

411
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:18,116
It's like a beach party,
only in the stream.

412
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,924
Who is that black guy
who looks like an elf?

413
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,844
He is a black elf.

414
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,929
<i>Tonya noticed
that there was something even better</i>

415
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,515
<i>than seeing drunk people
dancing on TV.</i>

416
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,811
<i>Seeing drunk people
dancing in real life.</i>

417
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,314
- We have to go!
- Daddy, no!

418
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,982
I'm not kidding! Let's go!

419
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,027
I want the party at the creek!

420
00:19:55,570 --> 00:20:00,032
Jasper, how could you steal
Rochelle's boiled peanuts?

421
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,243
I like juggling!

422
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,204
I feel talented!

423
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,872
Thank you, mommy.

424
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,665
You were right, Rochelle.

425
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,751
New York hasn't changed you one bit.

426
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,878
Burglar!

427
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,670
Rochelle!

428
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:14,922
Sorry, Jerrika!

429
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,799
Come on, Rochelle! It's time to go!

430
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,301
<i>My father was right.</i>

431
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:23,722
<i>My superpower was to get back on my feet
after being thrown to the ground.</i>

432
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,682
<i>And it made me feel
that I could face</i>

433
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,893
<i>whatever life had in store
for me</i>

434
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,354
<i>when I got home.</i>

435
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,523
Come on, come on,
we need to get out of here!

436
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,485
You will go away
without even giving me a hug?

437
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,570
I'll send it to you by mail
when arriving home.

438
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,655
Bye, mommy.

439
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,574
Come back soon, Rochelle!

440
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,035
Mom, close the window!
My legs are freezing!

441
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,329
Julius! Come back here now!

442
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,706
No! I need to go!

443
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,419
What it is!

444
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,838
Go yourself.

445
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,800
Happy birthday.


